The Lie We Live
Exposing the truth about our corrupt world and what humanity has become. My name is Spencer Cathcart and this is a short documentary film I made & wrote. NOT…
A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this
(via darling-no)
when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
(via x--so-it-goes--x)
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
(via jillstrif)
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
(via jhopesdad)
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
(via encourage)
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(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)
(via peony-lover)
